Everyone has to start somewhere, why not in the beginning?
“AM I MY BROTHER’S KEEPER?” This time he made sure everyone heard—especially Him.
The Bible got the brothers’ story wrong, but then again, it had a tendency to get most things wrong. What Cain and Abel really did wasn’t murder, it was War. And she enjoyed every minute of it.
Purpose: Mild amusement and to get it out of my head.
Disclaimer: These characters were stolen. The Bible and Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett called dibs first.